just some pointless 'puns' to laugh about;-)

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.