a joke:-P

there was three men-a scottish man-a english man-a irish man.

they were surrounded by all of these german soldiers with guns;

the comander said they had one chance each to get away..

so the scottish man said, 'volcanoooo!' and all the soldiers quickly looked behind them and the scottish man escaped. then it was the english mans turn and he said 'flood!' and once again all the soldiers turned around and the english man escaped. finally it was the irish mans turn and he had been thinking about this the whole time...so once all the soldiers were preparing to shoot,the irish man said 'fire!' so they all shot him.

introduction..i guess?

hey fellow bloggers;-)

thought i might just introduce myself properly.

when i was deciding whether or not to start this blog everyone asked the same question-'what you gonna do it about though' and my answer every time was 'anything'. that has proven quite difficult as i dont want to 'cramp anyones style' by blogging things like they have. i just want people to see what i post and to be fans of it! (followers are very much appreciated). i love to just have a laugh so you'll probably find that most of my post are just aload of rubbish. pleasepleaseplease follow me..i'll return;-)

anyway..i'll post laterrrrrrrrrr...

love Ellie X

eye-candy;-)

 Maybe he's not the most common person that comes to mind when you think of gorgeous actors,but as you can clearly see...Alex Pettyfer

is gorgeous.

 

 Zac Efron has lost interest in teenage girls eyes..mainly because of his role in 'High School Musical'. But there is no denying his hottness. 


-no wonder he needed to take his top off;-)

Ed Westwick, best known for his character; Chuck in the tv series 'Gossip Girl'. Im not one to notice model potentual-per say-but Ed's bone structure is out of this world. 

His voice is a majorrr bonus aswell..

sayings that might be useful to all the girls out there..

if he misses you-he'll call,
if he wants you-he'll say it,
if he cares-he'll show it..
and if not,he cant be worth your time because you're obviously not worth his

♥

just some pointless 'puns' to laugh about;-)

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.
There was a sign on the lawn at a drug re-hab center that said 'Keep off the Grass'.
What did the toy store sign say? Don't feed the animals. They are already stuffed.
I don't think I need a spine. It's holding me back.
When a clock is hungry it goes back four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

Nail Varnish

I am so hyped about these 'BarryM Nail Crackle Nail Varnish'.
They are so original and give such good effect?!